YO MAMA'S HEAD
- Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
- Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
- Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
- Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
MISCELLANEOUS SHIT EVERYBODY SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YO MOMMA
- Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
- Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
- Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
- Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
- Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
- Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
- Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
- Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
- Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
- Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
- Yo momma twice the man you are.
- Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
- Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
- Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
- Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
- Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
- Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
- Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
- Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
- Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
- Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
- Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
- Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
- Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
- If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
- It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
- You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy.
- I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
- I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
- Yo dick is so small, you pee on your nuts.
- Yo dick is so small, it looks like you have a second bellybutton.
- Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard.
Yo Mama... Nuff Said
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